Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
