neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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