problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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