No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
