I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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