I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
