Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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