I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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