my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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