she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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