Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
