She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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