I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
50% drunk capacity currently
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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