we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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