is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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