did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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