my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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