ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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