it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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