It's Friday. Sex?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I see more hoeing in ur future
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