she woke up with a sticky ear
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So. Much. Porn.
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