I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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