I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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