I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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