no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
