she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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