Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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