you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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