so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have fence marks all over my body
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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