But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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