found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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