Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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