i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
tell me about the fingering
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