I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Non-Jews are for practice
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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