You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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