Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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