what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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