How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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