Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize