somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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