Your mouth is God's brothel.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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