ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
