I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
so let's talk penis.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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