im about as happy as oj after his trial
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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