OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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