Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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