I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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