So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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