The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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