Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
In America we eat man semen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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