Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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