ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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