I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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