I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
