we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
