i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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