@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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