i jhust puked up my retainher.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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